lolwtf? x) I don’t have a shirt on in my banner but waitwut are you referring to?
i completely disregard the food pyramid because it was probably built by slaves just like all pyramids and that is offensive
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why cant america just use celsius it’s so much easier to spell than feiehreirheineiheit
Because Fahrenheit starts with an F for FREEDOM, not a C for COMMUNISM
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I’m in a constant struggle whereas I’m really hungry but I’m too lazy to get up and make food
Stairway to heaven? Gurl I have to time for dat, I’m taking the elevator.
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i used to go to mcdonalds in nashville and order a large drink and then while they were handing it to me in the drive thru i would let it slip through my hands onto the ground and start crying(im a really good actor) and then they would get me another and id drop that one too and i would quietly whisper
“im so thirsty”
and drive off crying